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Pardon my French... but you're an asshole.

Obviously yes considering the caps are supposed to better than just about every team in the league. So yes they should beat down on most of the teams.

I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk Bettman leave my cheese out in the wind.

Preview of the game on Yahoo Sports:

Jose Theodore(notes) stopped all 15 shots he faced against the Panthers after replacing Michal Neuvirth(notes). This marked a direct reversal of Tuesday’s 7-4 loss to Tampa Bay, in which Neuvirth took over for an ineffective Theodore.

Wow.

That's cute. There is nothing negative about that post. Certainly not anymore negative than your "leafs have our number" post. Why don't you just ignore it anyways.

Not everything has to be we will win the cup positive. I have a right to post my thoughts even if they don't agree with your caps will win the cup mantra.

That cute little picture was put up there to mock the way you spaz out and whine, bitch and complain at the first sign of adversity. If the Caps give up the first goal it's always, "This
game is over. This team will never win the Stanley Cup. We should be destroying teams! Fire GMGM! Fire Bruce! Fuck Ted! Fuck you Schultz! Fuck you (insert player name)!"

It's the same shit every time. Even when they win you are unhappy because they didn't "destroy them enough" or something along those lines. It's getting tiresome and getting old. If it's too much for you then maybe you need to take a step back from the game.

Just got off the phone with Green. He told me that brain phenylethylamine (PEA) may be a neuromodulator of aminergic synapses and that it promotes energy, elevates mood, and favors aggression. Phenylacetic acid, the main metabolite of PEA, is decreased in the biological fluids of depressed subjects and schizophrenic subjects and is increased in schizoaffective subjects. He found that the administration of PEA or of its precursor L-phenylalanine improves mood in depressed patients treated with a selective monoamine oxidase B inhibitor and he now speculates that studies of PEA metabolism may have diagnostic value and that PEA administration may be therapeutic in selected depressed patients.

I feel your pain dude.

Dont get me wrong, Im happy to be employed and all but this day couldnt go any slower.

Funny how you group me into everything. I have been critical of GMGM and said fire his ass because well he has had 11 years to fix that (d)efense and at some point I just came to the conclusion that he doesn't understand that part of the game. However, when have I said "FIre Bruce!" or "Fire Ted!". I have been critical for sure but so have you but yet you want to group me with the people that have "spazzed" out like that. As for Schultz, I have praised him for his improvements more than being critical of him.

Again, I have my own opinions. If they don't look impressive beating inferior teams then I am not going to commend them on it. Just the same as when I commend them over convincing wins over the sabres and devils but you choose to ignore that just because it goes against what you are trying to prove. Once again, not everything has to be seen in the "caps will win the cup" glasses. I'm sorry if you get pissed off over reading material on here that goes against that but I am not going to say everything is great when it isn't. Even STHs at my workplace are saying how the caps are playing like shit recently. Are you going to come bitch them out as well just because it doesn't go with what you believe?

Off topic (as usual for me) but Calvin & Hobbes rocked.

ahhh. Just cracked open my first



Two and a half hours before game time. The Caps will score as many goals as I have Coronas before puck drop so should I sip to appease Teddy Bear or give 'er hell and pass out by the third. Tough decisions in life.

Chimera keeps his goal scoring streak alive

Wow! Sounds like your workplace is one big bitchfest about the Caps.

It's one thing being negative. Then there is your childish temper tantrums on the game threads where you throw in the towel and say "Fuck this shit! I'm outta here!" but you never leave.
You take being negative to a new level. Always looking for the dark lining in the cloud.

Hockey is just entertainment. Learn to relax a little. It's good for your blood pressure.

Does anyone actually pour their Coronas into a glass like that?

Hell ya it did. At one time when I was a kid I had the whole collection.

I thought the avatar pic with him in a spaceman helmet was appropriate since 1) it kinda resembles a hockey helment, and 2) the appearance of the astronaut guy at the Phone Booth.

I hear ya, pouring beer is just wasting time

Some are definitely meant to be, but I didn't think Corona was one of them.

Looks like just me tonight....wife and son sick....

According to Tarik, Semin is playing tonight.

Absolut Vodka(vanilla and reg) in my glass thingy

Carlson recalled. He's expected to play tonight.

I'm no beer snob (he says, taking a swig of his Miller Lite can), but even I can tell that's not Corona in that glass. It's too dark.

Semin will play per Tarik.

And Carlson will play was out for warmups

If I'm to believe everything on TV, Miller Lite is a premium, magical beer that men will put before their dogs, girlfriends, and mothers, so you may be a beer snob.

Should be an easy win here.. that said, we lose this one.

But Ovie gets a pair of goals...

Now drop the mother forkin' puck!